Monday, June 22, 2009

Noticing

"Did you notice anything unusual about that girl in the parking lot that we just drove past?"
"The one with the white, um, it's too skimpy to be a miniskirt..."
"Yeah."
"She had a green thong."
"I didn't see that. Did you notice her ankle?"
"She has a black...athletic wrap, or brace. That's not exactly what I was paying attention to."
"Goat's foot. About halfway down her calf, her leg turns into a goat's foot, with black fur, or whatever you call it for a goat. Hair, I guess."
"That girl is a demon?"
"Yeah. A succubus, I imagine. Maybe not a demon, exactly, she might be more like a female satyr, follower of Pan, or something. Not something we need to deal with, but next time you see a girl who's just too hot to be true, pay attention to what you're actually seeing."