"Did you notice anything unusual about that girl in the parking lot that we just drove past?"
"The one with the white, um, it's too skimpy to be a miniskirt..."
"Yeah."
"She had a green thong."
"I didn't see that. Did you notice her ankle?"
"She has a black...athletic wrap, or brace. That's not exactly what I was paying attention to."
"Goat's foot. About halfway down her calf, her leg turns into a goat's foot, with black fur, or whatever you call it for a goat. Hair, I guess."
"That girl is a demon?"
"Yeah. A succubus, I imagine. Maybe not a demon, exactly, she might be more like a female satyr, follower of Pan, or something. Not something we need to deal with, but next time you see a girl who's just too hot to be true, pay attention to what you're actually seeing."
Monday, June 22, 2009
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